Anarchy Championship Wrestling brought their brand of Texas 'rasslin' to San Antonio with another great show. Check it out.
RACHEL SUMMERLYNN V. BOLT BRADY
In Texas, everbody that wants a chance at the title gets it. Boys wrestling boys. Girls wrestle girls. And sometimes, Boys wrestling Girls. And you know what? It works. Here's a match up featuring power vs. speed.
Summerlynn takes the win.
FOUR CORNERS TAG MATCH
Haze/Fox v. Abernathy/Athena v. Sexy/Mae v. Childs/Blue
Here's HighRoller Hayze telling BongWater the Ref how awesome me and the Superfans are.
Darin Childs gets some DVD Extras footage from within the ring.
On that note, I wish ACW would let one of their camera dudes in the ring for the ring intros, ala World Class Championship Wrestling. Also, I know they have a fixed camera. But if they filmed from the corners every so often so footage doesn't always have ringrope in the way, that would be cool, too.
"THE SPRINGWOOD SLASHER" WOLFE V. EVAN GELISTICO
CHINGO DEL SANTO VS. JASON SILVER w/VANITY VALENTINE
SKY delaCRIMOSA w/Vanity Valentine VS. HIGHROLLER HAZE w/Amanda Fox
Sky took to the sky to take on Haze, with an arial assault that made his leg go all funny. Seriously, look.
Vanity Valentine tried to find opportunities to help her charges. She needed to utilize her sexy to her client's advantage.
In fact, she threatened to attack Superfan Anna with her boobs. I find no fault in that.
Leg warmers with black peek-a-boo heels. That's special.
All in all, for an sexy emo look with a custom top, one lacy gloved hand, and a dress that seems to have been ripped away multiple times, the outfit would have garnered a 7 out of 10. But the leg warmers and shoes put it over the top for a solid 9.
CALI CRUSH took it to DREW LUCID
LILLIE MAE brings some heat along with BIG RICKY.
JC BRAVO V. GERALD JAY
More action. Science and Skullduggery v. Speed and Audacity
DAVEY VEGA & MYSTERY PARTNER V. DARIN CHILDS & MYSTERY PARTNER
Davey Vega and Darin Childs had a chance to pick their partners. Evan Gelistico thought he was going to be the pick, but Vega picked Abernathy instead.
But Childs threw a monkeywrench into the plan by picking Athena as his partner. They all threw down.
DOUCHEBAG VS. DOUCHBAG
JAYKUS PLYSKEN V. JT LaMOTTA
The two biggest douches of ACW threw down to find out who was the biggest. The Summer's Eve title was on the line. Okay, maybe not an official ACW title, but one that could have easily been contested between these two mean SOB's.
The "Sinister Ginger" Miss Maulie went for a more traditional costume shop look. Patent leather knee high boots always score big with me. And the red fishnet's with a miniskirt get another nod. Custom Takeover shirt was worn well. I just can't help but think she should have been wearing horns and carrying a pitchfork. I must say it was a bit formulaic. So for that I have to give her a 6 out of 10.
Plysken takes the Summer's Eve Title.
HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
MASADA V. MATT FITCHETT
Matt Fitchett was invited to the Chikara Young Lions tourney. But before that, he had to survive this deathmatch with Masada. Masada had no problem pushing the Irish American to his limits.
AMANDA FOX V. JEFF GANT
Jeff Gant takes on Amanda Fox, who was completely offended by the match up. She took out her frustrations on the nerdy ref.
ACW OFFICIAL INTERNET TITLE MATCH
RACHEL SUMMERLYNN (c) V. SCOT SUMMERS V. ACH
Nothing good was going to come of this, as all three were ready to destroy each other for the title. All three did all they could to exterminate their foe.
Summers got in Summerlynn's face. He hadn't forgotten how she split him open in Austin just a month before.
Rachel falls victim to a running knee from Summers.
Before Summers can deliver a third knee, ACH stops him cold with a Missile Dropkick.
Then ACH delivers a running neck ringer of his own.
Summer's still had a knot in his head from the TV Title battle he had a few months back. The scar was still fresh, which meant that it would be very tender. And though I didn't catch the blood fountain, the scar was busted open, releasing a red cascade of blood from Summer's head. It reminded me of the Eddie Guerrero/JBL title match, or "The Mass Transit Incident". You could see the blood spurting like a fountain, just pouring all over the ring.
Eat your heart out, Terry funk.
Click this link to The official Anarchy Championship wrestling photos from the show for more of the blood from Scot's head:
Rachel has been turning her game up to 11 over the past few months. Tonight, she went off the chart by bringing in a barbed wire barricade. That was a bad idea.
A bleeding Summers gets his revenge by slamming Rachel into her own barbed wire barricade and takes the pinfall victory for the Title.
For all the wrestlers I cheer and jeer - Thanks.
Also, thanks to texasanarchy.com photos for letting me rip off a great pic. Your shots always rock, by the way.
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