Anarchy Championship Wrestling's Queen of Queen Joshi Tournament 2011 was outstanding once again. Better late than never, ZombieBloodFights.com delivers some great snaps from the event.
The Submission Squad, Gerald Jay and Evan Gelistico took on Slim Sexy and another partner.
JC Bravo and Matthew Fitchett threw down in a high flying matchup.
The, the Joshi's took the stage, starting with the manical canuk, Portia Perez.
The company might be Anarchy Championship Wrestling, but dammit, if Portia is allowed to continue to bring a wrench to the ring, I will contact the Texas State Athletic Commission.
She flaunts that wrench, too. Something needs to be done.
Unfortunately, Portia used the wrench to assault the Hillbilly Hottie, Lillie Mae, taking her out of the tourney and into her spot. Lillie Mae will actually have a chance to avenge this dastardly assault by the Canadian Mexican later this month in Austin, Texas, in a Texas Bullrope match.
PORTIA PEREZ VS. MIA YIM
Yim attacked with martial arts style strikes, while Perez countered with cruel ferocity.
Perez takes the submission win.
RACHEL SUMMERLYNN VS. CHRISTINA von EERIE
It was a physical first round matchup between two powerful Joshis.
Summerlynn did not take kindly to having beer poured on her. Like a good Austinite, she defended the wasted beer with a vengeance.
The wild Anarchist Eerie called Summerlynn out to a Chair Punch-out contest. Summerlynn was glad to oblige.
Summerlynn advances.
ATHENA VS. ANGEL BLUE
Having joined back with her man, the Metro-Emo and Father of Pain, Darin Childs, put Angel Blue on the fast track. But it might have been too early for her to participate in such a solid tournament stacked with tough opponents. Considering she hadn't been in the ring for months, Blue was going to have to bring her best game to the table taking on the skilled Athena.
Angel Blue got a lead in from the "Metro Emo" Darin Childs, her BFF. Must be nice to be Angel Blue.
Athena takes the win and advances.
"FIVE STAR" AMANDA FOX V. SERENA DEEB
Amanda Fox had been talking trash for months, wanting to take a bite out of the noted female wrestling star, Serena Deeb. Serena did not take kindly to the comments from the upstart Fox and promised a reckoning in San Antonio.
Fox had the audacity to spit in the face of the seasoned ring vet.
All it did was feed the fires of vengeance in Deeb, and she turned up the heat on the wily Fox.
Fox was game, though, and attacked Deeb with vicious strikes.
She also unleashed an arsenal of scientific holds, wearing down the national pro-wrestling star.
But Deeb answered with vicious strikes of her own, finding a second wind and taking it to the cruel Texas upstart.
In a suprise turn, Deeb's counterattack was shut down, and the young upstart took the win with an arrogant cover.
Original Joshi "Scream Queen" Daffney was a guest of honor and had some words for the sleazy Italian, JT LaMotta.
Daffney had a solution to his chauvanistic ways, and that solution was ACW Joshi Champion, "The Green Death" Lady Poison.
Poison slithered her way into the ring.
LaMotta showed off his signature arrogance.
Poison used science to counter LaMotta's power.
But in the end, LaMotta fell, like the all do, to the Poison Kiss of Lady Poison.
SECOND ROUND
RACHEL SUMMERLYNN VS. PORTIA PEREZ
Portia Perez came to the ring in her gear, clearly having killed a liger on the Canadian tundra.
Summerlynn was ready to take on the grappling hoser superstar.
Both thought they could outwit the other with science, and the two put each other to the test, hold for hold.
The grappling contest turned physical, and the girls started exchanging blows.
But in one of the biggest double crosses in ACW history, her pet robot, Super Electro, turned out to be an imposter. It was not the prototype for the future of law enforcement, sponsored by Omni Consumer Products. It was actually her ex BFF, Robert Evans. He jumped Portia and smashed her with a Styles Clash.
Taking the opportunity, Rachel locked on the Austin Summerleaf for the victory.
It was a great match. I asked Portia Perez SuperFan and "With Leather: Best and Worst of Raw" writer, Brandon, what he thought of watching his favorite Canexican lose after the double cross.
SECOND ROUND MATCHUP
ATHENA VS. AMANDA FOX
Both Joshi's wanted in to the final, and both uncorked a fine bottle of whoop ass on each other.
With a kick to the nuts of Amanda Fox, Athena takes the win.
ACW CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
"SPITFIRE" DAVEY VEGA (C) VS. "THE FATHER OF PAIN" DARIN CHILDS
Vega was a fighting champ against the Metro-Emo Darin Childs. As per their styles, it was physical.
Vega drops the V-8 Air Raid on Childs, taking the win and title defense.
DGAF ARMY (SUMMERS/MASADA/ACH) V. THE TAKEOVER (PLYSKIN/FRANCO/SCROTE)
The Takeover had been running roughshod over ACW. The DGAF Army was set to take it to the mean bastards.
DGAF takes the win.
QUEEN OF QUEEN FINALS
RACHEL SUMMERLYNN VS. ATHENA
The ACW Joshi finalists pulled out all the stops for their final. It was an amazing finish.
Rachel Summerlynn takes the win and is the 2011 Queen of Queen's Joshi Champ.
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