|When you're standing by Joshi Star Rachel Summerlynn, you can't help but smile.|
It was yet another exhausting ACW marathon, but like the others, worth the exhaustion.
|Prom pic with my date, Shanell. SuperFan Anna on the iPhone.|
|Joey believes bad guys would be running Austin when the Z-poc hits. I tend to agree.|
Sign Guy was dressed in his Sunday best as well.
|We support Independent Pro-Wrestling|
And then, the festivities started.
It was a different opening for the prom, featuring an Austin douchebag who was ripping off Wes Anderson's "Royal Tenembaum" by looking like tennis pro Richie Tenenbaum. He provided a speech, ala School Principal of Anytown High, which was greeted with boos and middle fingers from the fans. "The Baumer" as I was calling him, really got the fans riled up and ready for the first match.
ACW Tag Titles: RAJETT (Rachel Summerlyn/Jessica James) vs Cali Crush vs Halloween Crew vs Portia Perez/ Super Electro
|Someone should have checked Jessica's water bottle before they let her in the door.|
|Spokesperson for Omni Consumer Products, Portia Perez|
Legion of Shrooms (Jc Bravo/Chingo) vs Just Sexy (Just Willie/Slim Sexy) vs Berry Breeze/Killah Kash vs Team S.E.X. (Highroller Hayze/Viper) w/ Amanda Fox
|I"m Just Willie. Remember me?|
|Principal Douchebag, "The Baumer"|
I hope Principal Douchebag comes back, as I'm sure me and the SuperFans will have something to say to him.
JT LaMotta vs. Lillie Mae
|"The Walking Roofie" JT LaMotta|
JT LaMotta proved what a guido bastard he is by manhandling Lillie Mae. I'm all for sport, but that damn LaMotta was taking it too far. LaMotta takes the win.
St. Louis Anarchy Title Match: Evan Gelistico vs. Pierre Abernathy
|Wrestling can be done standing|
The Takeover (Plisken, Claxton, DiAngelo, Sinister Ginger, New Scrote)
Then those bastard Takeover bastard bastards showed up with The Sinister Ginger and some new scrote who took to their corner. They trashed Big Ricky, Bolt Brady, but really took it to Cali Crush.
Masada vs. Darin Corbin - ACW Hardcore Title
Masada took on the Rainbow Ginger Darin Corbin for the Hardcore Title.
|Arik Cannon's new mother in law thought Masada's bleeding was fake|
|Hey lady. Ask The Flying Ginger if Masada's beating was fake.|
|Even better. Go on the stage and let Masada fake throw you into chairs.|
Scot Summers came out to assist his friend, Masada, after the match as well.
The U-30 Title was up for grabs between Tozawa, Gary Jay, Champ ACH, and Arik Cannon.
And Arik Cannon made plans for an after-Prom paaar-tay! This Cannon was ready to bang!
"Father of Pain" Darin Childs vs. Jeff Gant
Then The Father of Pain Darin Childs came out with his friends to beat up Jeff Gant. Darin won after schooling him. Big bully. But the real news was that Darin brought as his date to the prom, Angel Blue.
Oh, and Angel Blue almost threw down with The Cannon's new mother-in-law. That was crazy!
ACW Evening Gown Match
Athena arrived with date, Davey Vega, looking like Tinkerbell.
Jessica James arrived, along with RaJETT and Amanda Fox, and the match was on.
RaJETT ended up putting a dress on SdR, who immediately removed it, eliminating her from the bout. SdR proceeded to kick the dress' ass outside the ring.
"Showtime" Scot Summers vs. Shaun Vexx
|"Showtime" trying to take Vexx's arm home|
Then the two close friends Scot Summers (c) and Shaun Vexx threw down. It was a good match, but I was concerned for their safety as they slipped on occasion on the punch/cake soaked mat. They put on a great mtach, adding their blood to the mess.
ACW Title Match - Matt Palmer (c) vs. Davey Vega
Then ACW Champ Matt "The Son of Anarchy" Palmer threw down with Davey Vega for the title. In a cruel match, Palmer was about to punish the hardy Vega by taking off the canvas, revealing the wood below. He punished Vega on the wood, but was met with Vega's Air Raid Crash for the victory. New champ, Davey Vega.
Also, there seems to be a collision course set for The Takeover and Summers/Masada. We'll see how that plays out.
Once again, ACW put up a marathon. In spite of it being exhausting, it was still a good show and me and the ACW regulars had a good time whooping and a'hollerin' all night in the capital of the repubic of Texas.
To all the wrestlers I cheer and jeer, thank you.
Special thanks to texasanarchy.com for letting me rip off some of the pics.
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