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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

FIGHTS/BLOOD - ACW Prom: Beer-infused Enchantment Under the Stars at Mohawks...

When you're standing by Joshi Star Rachel Summerlynn, you can't help but smile.
Prom was always awkward for me.  But wrestlers like Rachel Summerlyn and the rest of the roster of the Anarchy Championship Wrestling Prom: There's Nothing as Real as a Dream made me feel right at home.  I showed up with my newest ACW shirt in honor of "ShowTime" Scot Summers.  Tucked in, of course, and with a bow tie.  This is a formal event, of course.

It was yet another exhausting ACW marathon, but like the others, worth the exhaustion.

Prom pic with my date, Shanell.  SuperFan Anna on the iPhone.
I took a picture with my date, ACW SuperFan, Shannel.  We're holding the phone for our missing SuperFan, Anna, who was, unfortunately, in the hospital.  Here's to you, Anna.  I think we held it down for the SuperFans.  Get well soon!

Joey believes bad guys would be running Austin when the Z-poc hits.  I tend to agree.
Joey, a cool cat who helped me out with my "Down the Road: The Fall of Austin" book trailer went stag because he's cool like that.  You rock, Joey.

Sign Guy was dressed in his Sunday best as well.

We support Independent Pro-Wrestling
It's not prom without someone spiking the punch.  Arik Cannon took some time to do the honors.  Well done, Arik.

And then, the festivities started.

It was a different opening for the prom, featuring an Austin douchebag who was ripping off Wes Anderson's "Royal Tenembaum" by looking like tennis pro Richie Tenenbaum.  He provided a speech, ala School Principal of Anytown High, which was greeted with boos and middle fingers from the fans.  "The Baumer" as I was calling him, really got the fans riled up and ready for the first match.

ACW Tag Titles: RAJETT (Rachel Summerlyn/Jessica James) vs Cali Crush vs Halloween Crew vs Portia Perez/ Super Electro

Someone should have checked Jessica's water bottle before they let her in the door.
Cali Crush was greeted with boos, as per usual, and so were the lucha libre disgraces, the Halloween Crew.  Portia Perez showed up with her robot, Super Electro. 

Spokesperson for Omni Consumer Products, Portia Perez
And RaJETT showed up with an intoxicated Jessica James.  She was probably going to score by the end of the night.  It was a fun start.

Legion of Shrooms (Jc Bravo/Chingo) vs Just Sexy (Just Willie/Slim Sexy) vs Berry Breeze/Killah Kash vs Team S.E.X. (Highroller Hayze/Viper) w/ Amanda Fox

It was good to see Willie back after having been out due to injury by those bastard Takeover bastard bastards. 
I"m Just Willie.  Remember me?

This one was fun as well until Principal Douchebag The Baumer showed up, cussing out the fans and helping Team S.E.X. and Berry Breeze/Killa Kash jump LOS and JS after the match. 
Principal Douchebag, "The Baumer"

I hope Principal Douchebag comes back, as I'm sure me and the SuperFans will have something to say to him.

JT LaMotta vs. Lillie Mae
"The Walking Roofie" JT LaMotta

JT LaMotta proved what a guido bastard he is by manhandling Lillie Mae.  I'm all for sport, but that damn LaMotta was taking it too far.  LaMotta takes the win.

St. Louis Anarchy Title Match:  Evan Gelistico vs. Pierre Abernathy

Wrestling can be done standing
These two Submission Squad stalwarts threw down for their home state title.  It was a bit of a "bromantic" match, with Gelistico sharing a kiss on the cheek with his road buddy.  Gelistico and Abernathy even stuffed each other's sweaty faces in the punch.  But Gelistico retained the title.

The Takeover (Plisken, Claxton, DiAngelo, Sinister Ginger, New Scrote)
Then those bastard Takeover bastard bastards showed up with The Sinister Ginger and some new scrote who took to their corner.  They trashed Big Ricky, Bolt Brady, but really took it to Cali Crush. 


... Welcome to Anarchy, guys.  Takeover then got some punch.  Guess they missed the Gelistico/Abernathy match.  Drink up, Takeover.  Drink up.

Masada vs. Darin Corbin - ACW Hardcore Title
Masada took on the Rainbow Ginger Darin Corbin for the Hardcore Title. 

Arik Cannon's new mother in law thought Masada's bleeding was fake

Hey lady.  Ask The Flying Ginger if Masada's beating was fake.

Even better.  Go on the stage and let Masada fake throw you into chairs.
Corbin thought he could use his rainbow pants as a distraction to Masada.  Masada was not distracted and proceeded to take it to Corbin.  Great match.

Scot Summers came out to assist his friend, Masada, after the match as well.

The U-30 Title was up for grabs between Tozawa, Gary Jay, Champ ACH, and Arik Cannon. 

Arik was eliminated, but was consoled by a fan.

Then, Gary Jay as booted.  Meanwhile, Arik Cannon was making it happen.

Tozawa took the title.

And Arik Cannon made plans for an after-Prom paaar-tay!  This Cannon was ready to bang!

"Father of Pain" Darin Childs vs. Jeff Gant

Then The Father of Pain Darin Childs came out with his friends to beat up Jeff Gant.  Darin won after schooling him.  Big bully. But the real news was that Darin brought as his date to the prom, Angel Blue.

Gaw, I can't believe Darin brought her to prom.  Like, gag me with a spoon.  Gross me out the door!

Oh, and Angel Blue almost threw down with The Cannon's new mother-in-law.  That was crazy!

ACW Evening Gown Match

The controversial Evening Gown Match began with the rockin' Sara del Rey saying she was not wearing a dress. 

Athena arrived with date, Davey Vega, looking like Tinkerbell. 

Shanell and I were immediately doused with a glitter money shot as she passed.

Jessica James arrived, along with RaJETT and Amanda Fox, and the match was on. 

RaJETT ended up putting a dress on SdR, who immediately removed it, eliminating her from the bout.  SdR proceeded to kick the dress' ass outside the ring.

And when do you see a plancha in an evening gown?

In the end, Rachel dumped Portia in the prom cake.

And, though I hoped the show would not end up like Carrie, it did.  LaMotta showed up and jumped Rachel, pouring the punch on her.  Rachel did her best Sissy Spacek and called out LaMotta for the next show.

"Showtime" Scot Summers vs. Shaun Vexx

"Showtime" trying to take Vexx's arm home

Then the two close friends Scot Summers (c) and Shaun Vexx threw down.  It was a good match, but I was concerned for their safety as they slipped on occasion on the punch/cake soaked mat.  They put on a great mtach, adding their blood to the mess.

ACW Title Match - Matt Palmer (c) vs. Davey Vega

New champ.

Then ACW Champ Matt "The Son of Anarchy" Palmer threw down with Davey Vega for the title.  In a cruel match, Palmer was about to punish the hardy Vega by taking off the canvas, revealing the wood below.  He punished Vega on the wood, but was met with Vega's Air Raid Crash for the victory.  New champ, Davey Vega.

Also, there seems to be a collision course set for The Takeover and Summers/Masada.  We'll see how that plays out.

Once again, ACW put up a marathon.  In spite of it being exhausting, it was still a good show and me and the ACW regulars had a good time whooping and a'hollerin' all night in the capital of the repubic of Texas.

To all the wrestlers I cheer and jeer, thank you.


Special thanks to for letting me rip off some of the pics. 


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