Because I was going to let 'The Walking Dead: Say the Word' start on DVR so I could fast-forward through commercials, here is the first text from one of the resident weapons experts for ZBF.com:
Weapons Expert - HOLY S**T!!!!!
ZombieBloodFights.com - Let me guess. Walking Dead. I'm about to watch. No spoilers.
WE - s**t is popping off already!!!!
ZBF.com - Rock! I'm going to finish watching 'Payback' and watch the DVR.
WE - Wooly's gone apeshit!!!!! Hooah!!!
And that's how I was lead into the episode.
First off, was I the only one that thought the opening moments featuring the party in Woodbury featured the Ghost of Lori? LOL!
Anyway, the scientist presents Andrea with a cup of cold water that the ghost of Lori handed to him. She's impressed, but its using energy resources he could be using for his experiments.
Conspicuously absent from the morning activities is the Governor, who is combing the hair of a little girl who is sitting at his feet back in his house. They are listening to an interpretation of Chopin's 'Etude No. 3 in E', known popularly as 'Tristesse'. 'Tristesse' is French for 'Sadness', similar to 'Triste' in Spanish, which means the same thing. It's one of my most favorite classical pieces.
Moments later, the governor gets on his porch for another inspirational speech to the people of Woodbury, claiming it all started with 'nine people in an apartment', to where they were today. Everyone holds up their glasses of iced water in honor of all those that came before, looking a bit like they are, indeed, 'drinking the kool-aid' of the Governor.
While all the stump-speech hubbub is going on, Michone sneaks into the Governor's house to get her Hanzo sword. While she's there, she snoops around, seeing the pic of Philip's family, a strange book with a list of names ending in 'Penny' before a series of pages with hash marks.
But before Michone can investigate movement behind a door, the Governor, scientist, and Merle return. The scientist wants to stop the Woodbury City Faire to finish an experiment he started. But since it will take him 6-10 days, the Gov. shoots down the idea. Before they leave, Michone has already ninja'd her way out of the house.
Hanzo sword. Thought we get some CGI action, the visceral Nicotero effects are on display with a head-stomp by Michone. That's when some dude shows up to feed the zeds and drops his grub when he sees her.
I need to emphasize that again: A dude shows up to feed the zeds.
Feed the zeds? Feed them what?
The Governor tries to get Andrea to talk Michone into staying to no avail. She tells him she slaughterd some captured zeds, making Andrea wonder for a moment. Andrea tries to make Michone stay, but its no use. She is let out of Woodbury on her own, leaving Andrea behind.
Meanwhile, The Governor's death squad goes to a secret location that has a strange device that attracts zeds and makes them fall into a trap. The squad, led by Merle, recover the zeds like lobsters in a trap, find worthy candidates, and start pulling their teeth.
Night falls over the secured town (similar, but different than the secured town in 'Down the Road: On the Last Day'), and the Woodbury Jamboree culminates in one of the most glorious moments in ZDay TV History:
ZOMBIE BLOOD FIGHTS!!!
That's right! The Governor has been providing the proverbial Roman 'Bread and Circus' for the people of Woodbury. He gave them a day of food, iced beverages, and now the circus.
|ZOMBIE BLOOD FIGHTS, BABY! WOOHOOO!!|
Apparently, Merle took some kind of Tae-Kwon-Do class, because he hits his opponent with a spin kick before he responds with some kind of Capoeira/Eddie Gordo kick, and the two mix it up while trying to stay away from the chained (but toothless) zombies.
The whole event doesn't sit well with Andrea, who says the whole thing is sick. But the governor says Woodbury 'needs entertainment' to 'make the people feel better about themselves'. Then, echoing the philosophy of Roman gladiator battles for the ancient public, the Governor says it helps the people to 'not be afraid', very much like witnessing gladiator combat was supposed to desensitize the public to the brutality of war.
Bread and Circus in Woodbury during the zpoc, folks. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE PRISON....
Rick is still a mess as the WD Crew learns the baby is fine, but needs formula. Daryle puts on his 'Man with No Name' poncho and takes Maggie on his Hog to find formula.
Glenn occupies his time by digging a grave. He lets the prisoners dig two others before going in to look for Rick.
When Glenn tries to talk Rick down, Rick assaults him and roams deeper into the prison.
Rick snaps like a rubber band as baby needs formula. Daryl, Maggie, and Glenn make a formula run. Glenn ends up digging three graves and lets the prisoners help as he goes off to find Rick. When he finds Rick, he's in the zone and assaults Glenn. It's clear to Glenn Rick isn't ready to leave, and he goes deeper into the prison.
Daryl and Maggie infiltrate an old nursery school and find formula. Also, a possum.
'Dixon's Vixens' in the world ovulates.
The next morning, Daryl leaves a 'Cherokee flower' for Carol's grave, though we have yet to see her remains and did not see her buried.
While the awkward moment of Carl bringing up the dead females of the group and Daryl feeding the bebe, Rick has found Lori's death bed. The floor is bloody, and he finds the knife that cut her open. But there is no sign of her. It seems zeds dragged off her remains (?), and he finds the bullet Carl shot (?).
After their tender moment, Rick takes a seat and spends the night in the room. That's when the phone rings.
The phone rings? WTF.
Rick answers it....
And that's the end of the episode. Until next time, thanks for dropping by. Please comment, like, share, and follow, because zombies, blood, and fights rock!
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Bowie Ibarra is the author of the 'Down the Road' zombie horror series from Permuted Press and Simon and Schuester. His latest zombie story, The Fall of Austin, tells the story of military, police, convicts, and citizens of the Texas capitol as they deal with the zpoc.
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