The RCW Princess, Ann Dromeda, opened the show with a little dance with his escort, who I guess I'll call "El Gimpo". He looked like Zorro after having spent three weeks in a cave away from the sun and food.
"Whose Happy? We are!"
Ann Dromeda had to take it to sinister newcomer Muerte. She was doing a good job against the big gorilla, and ended up winning the match. But the masked menace jumped her after the match, and gave him a spinebuster on a steel chair.
"Anyone know where I can find a Ross?"
Ann Dromeda had a hurt back, but El Gimpo was there to share a manly back rub.
SAMU put up the tag titles against two darlings, Alissa Flash and Mercedes Martinez.
"I'll take a beer."
"Get in the ring, chicken sh... I mean, please enter, sir."