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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

ZOMBIES - "We're Alive" Fan Fiction - Chapter 8: Then the Rest of the World Ends

A few years back, I was commissioned to write a story for the 'We're Alive' podcast.

Long story short, it didn't pan out.

But I spent a very long time writing it for it to languish in my computer.  I spent that time not only writing it for the 'We're Alive' folks, but mostly for my readers.

So what I've decided to do is publish my initial story here, via my blog, as a work of FAN FICTION, a completely unofficial piece about a character from the series.  This is completely unofficial and unauthorized, but I think my work and time spent on this project deserve to see the light of day.

I would like to encourage everyone who might enjoy this fan fiction to check out the officials 'We're Alive' website HERE.  It is a fantastic and well-developed world created by a group of professional writers and expert voice actors.  

In the meantime, here's the completlely unofficial, unauthorized 'We're Alive' fan fiction, originally entitled (WORKING TITLE:  BURT)

BY

BOWIE V. IBARRA

From an idea from the creators of the
“WE’RE ALIVE” podcast
  

Copyright 2011 PRODUCERS OF “WE’RE ALIVE” PODCAST, BOWIE V. IBARRA


8.  THEN THE REST OF THE WORLD ENDS

            He remains only in my memory.
            The final shot of ‘The Road Warrior’ played out on the screen.  The camera panned away from Max, leaving him alone on the cruel post-apocalyptic Australian highway.  Then, it transitioned to the closing credits and the Brian May end credit theme.
            “She remains only in my memory,” whispered Burt.
            As the credits rolled, Burt rose from his seat.  He walked to a nearby wall that was lined with several dusty and old picture frames.
            One was the picture frame with their engagement pictures.  The central picture was of his loving and dearly departed wife.  She was dressed in her white wedding dress.  She looked stunning.  Her deep brown eyes sparkled above her immaculate smile.  Burt always told her she was prettier than the bouquet she held.
            Around her picture were pictures of them together.  Walking.  Holding hands.  Looking into each other’s eyes.  Kissing.
            For a moment, Burt could feel her kiss on his lips again.  It made him smile, but he sighed with sadness.
            The tape ended.  The VCR clicked to a stop and churned.  The blue field appeared on the television again.  The word ‘STOP’ appeared at the top in bold digital white.  As the VHS clicked again, the word was replaced with the letters ‘REW’.  Burt could hear the old machine whirling away as it rewound the VHS tape.
            Burt moved to another picture.  It was a print of the ribbon cutting from the Montebello newspaper.  Everyone was all smiles, at least in the picture.
            What the picture didn’t show was the small mob of about thirty protesters who came out of the woodwork to demonstrate against the gun shop.
            Burt was thankful for the interview by local news KABC.  But he was even more thankful for the even-handed reporting that simply provided both perspectives fairly.
            Thinking back on his interview, he thought he made a good point.  Most of his argument revolved around local police being stretched thin and that it was every citizen’s God-given right to defend themselves, their families, and their property within the parameters of the law.
            “Someday, these people will be faced with a circumstance where they’ll wish they had a gun.”
            It was a perfect sound bite that the TV station used to close the piece.  Burt was happy that was the last impression the viewer was left with.
            Then Burt chuckled as he remembered Shirley’s passionate and obscenity-laced response.
            They didn’t have any footage they could use from her interview segment that was appropriate for the air.
            The thought made him think of one of their last conversations.
            “You take care of the store when I’m gone, Burt,” she would say.
            “Absolutely,” said Burt with resolve.  “It’s our store.”
            “It’s my store,” she responded as powerfully as she could.  “Don’t you fuckin’ sell it, or anything.  You take care of my store.”
            “I swear on my mother’s grave,” he said.  “I will defend your store.”
            “Even if the world ends,” she joked.  “And mauraders are fighting for fuel or some shit.”
            Burt chuckled.  “Even when the world ends.”
            It was a funny joke to them.
            The end of the world.  That concept was always good for a laugh.
            Then the VCR clicked to a hard stop.  The white ‘STOP’ letters appeared on the blue screen again.
            Having had to rewind the VHS tape automatically, the player had a particular program.  The machine assumed the viewer had fallen asleep or just was done watching movies.
            So the word ‘EJECT’ appeared on the screen.  The machine spit up tape, placing it out of its rectangular mouth just enough for the viewer to grab and put away when they were ready.
            Then, finished with its job, it turned itself off.
            Thus, the blue screen transitioned to television. 
Then, the TV was displaying what was now showing on the channel.
The world of post-apocalyptic Australia was now turned off.
Replaced on the screen was the world of the current apocalypse taking place in California.  In Los Angeles and all the surrounding suburbs.
That meant Montebello.
            …bodies of the dead are rising and engaging in cannibalism.  Religious leaders are calling it the end of the world.  The bodies of the dead are rising and attacking the living…
            The words at first didn’t register in Burt’s head.
            “Bodies of the dead rising to attack the living”
            “Acts of cannibalism”
            “Wholesale murder sweeping Los Angeles, from Hollywood Blvd. to William Wright St.”
            “William Wright St.?” whispered Burt, turning to the television.  “The gun shop.”
385 William Wright St. was the location of the gun shop.  The closed gun shop.
The intimate familiarity of the street name caught his attention.  He walked to the television, listening and watching.
            “…incredible as they seem, are not the result of mass hysteria…”
            Over a helicopter shooting live footage of absolute and pure mayhem in downtown Los Angeles, a stern and stoic voice spoke with grim urgency.
            “…report from FEMA in Washington, D.C., quote, ‘It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder…”
            “What?” whispered Burt, changing the channel to make sure this wasn’t some kind of movie.
            A sheriff stood by a stack of flaming dead.
            “… bad part is?  I know some of these people…”
            Changed again.
            “… body that is not exterminated becomes one of them.  It gets up and kills.  The…”
            Changed again.
            “… Vamanos.  Everybody let’s go.  C’mon, let’s get to it.  I know…”
            “Dora the Explorer on PBS,” groaned Burt.
            He changed it back to the original station.  There was no sense denying it now.  The news chopper was showing footage of the city.
            Burt picked up his phone.  He dialed the passcode to listen to his messages.
            “You have four unheard messages,” said the voice.
            The first was from his Uncle Oscar.  The very same one he let the call notes pick up.
            “Burt, its your Uncle.  Call me.  I just want to make sure you’re okay.”
            Burt deleted the message and listened to the next message.
            “Burt, it’s Mike.  Can you believe that shit going on out there?  I don’t know whaaaat the fuck is going on with those cannibals.  I need some weapons, though.  Give me a call.  Bye.”
            Burt deleted it, then listened to the next message.
            “Burt, its your Uncle Oscar.  I just want to know if you are okay.  We’re doing alright over here in Sacramento.  Crazy shit has started here, too.  We just need to know that you’re okay.  Call us.”
            Burt deleted the message, then heard the last one.
            “Burt, you need to call us now.  We’re securing our house now and want to know if you are doing alright.  We’re going to be fine here, but please, we’re trying to check up on all our family and you’re the only one we haven’t heard from.  Call us.  Bye.”
            “Damn,” muttered Burt, dialing his uncle’s cell phone number frantically.  He wondered again how things could have got so crazy in the course of ninety minutes, the length of the movie.
            After a number of rings, the call-notes picked up.
            “Hi.  I can’t come to the phone right now, but if…
            Burt hung up the phone.  He looked under the end table for the greater Los Angeles phone book.  He picked it up and looked for his uncle’s home phone number.  When he found it, he dialed it and waited for someone to pick up.
            To his initial relief, someone on the other end picked up.
            “Burt?  Is this you?”
            “It’s me, Uncle Oscar.  Are you okay?”
“We’re fine.  Are you okay?”
“I’m fine.  But what the hell is going on?”
            “I can’t talk for very long, Burt.  I just wanted to know that you’re okay.”
            “I already told you.  I’m fine.  What the hell is going on?”
            “It’s the end of the world, Burt.  The dead are fucking rising and fucking attacking people.”
            “What?”
            “I shit you not, Burt.  We’re surrounded right now.  There’s a bunch just outside our house.”
            Burt began to panic.  It was all so overwhelming and unbelievable.  But it was true.  It wasn’t a TV show.  The news was real, and what was happening at his uncle’s house was real, too.
“What have you guys been doing?  Are you guys okay?”
            “We’re fine, we’re fine.  We’ve boarded up all the windows.  Sebastian and Seth are here.  As things got crazy, they made a run to the convenience store for water.  They said people were already looting it.  They brought us back some water and Gatorade.”
            “And ‘Chunky Asses’,” called out a voice in the background.
            “Yeah,” said Uncle Oscar.  “Seth brought a copy of ‘Chunky Asses’ and gave it to your aunt.”
            Burt couldn’t help but chuckle.  “Seth was always the dumbass right?”
            “Right.  But they said it was crazy out there.  Lots of people are hiding.  But lots of people are looting, too.  The boys said there were lots of people with weapons killing people they thought were sick.  People kicking people’s asses with pipes and shit.  It’s just a total madhouse out there.  Don’t go out.”
            Burt was suddenly filled with helplessness.  His arsenal was filled with weapons that were no good to his family in Sacramento.
            “Dammit,” said Burt.  “Ya’ll got weapons.”
            “Yes, but not a lot of bullets,” he replied.
            “Look, just…”
            “Don’t worry about us, Burt.  You take care of yourself.  We’ll…”  Then his uncle shouted, “Over there!  Stop it!”
            Burt could hear gunfire and more shouting on the other end of the line.
            “Uncle Oscar,” he said.  “Uncle Oscar.”
            “Burt,” shouted his uncle.  “Take care.  Thanks for calling.  I gotta go.  Call us later.”
            Then the line went dead.
            “What the hell?” asked Burt out loud.
            The television announcer then caught his attention.
            “…sidents of Los Angeles county are encouraged to stay in their place of residence at this point and defend themselves.  If you encounter any of the attackers, FEMA has advised the only way to stop them is by removing the head or destroying the brain…”
            Though Burt caught the last statement, it was a video image that got his attention.
            “Locked and Loaded,” he whispered, recognizing the buildings in the video image.  “My store.”
            Her store, he thought.
            The anger he had repressed by ignoring the news, the rage he felt for the city and the people causing the unrest suddenly returned to the forefront of his mind.  He was getting an idea why things got so rowdy, but that was no excuse for looting.  In fact, considering the bizarre phenomena occurring across the city, it was now even more dangerous than your average LA riot.
It was the last thing he wanted to do.  His plan was to stay in the house, ride out the storm.  He did not want to go out into the stupidity of the city.  But now, Burt knew one thing for sure, apocalypse or no apocalypse, he now had a mission.
            “There’s no way in hell you stupid bastards are taking Shirley’s store,” he growled. 
            Burt was not taking this shit lying down.  He hoped what waited for him on the burning streets of Los Angeles county did not feature what ‘Road Warrior’ had illustrated.  Rapes.  Fights.  Death.  But considering what his uncle had just told him, he didn’t hold out hope for any kind of decency in the middle of a riot.
            With meaning, he rose from his chair.  He passed by the kitchen.  The meat thawing in the sink would have to be ignored. 
            No time, he thought to himself.  He grabbed a handful of crackers and dashed to the weapon room.
            Burt put on a military jacket immediately, putting the remaining bag of crackers into his jacket.  The jacket was a heavy-duty coat that was hanging by the door for just such an occasion.  He knew exactly what else to grab in his armory.
            M-16 with a sling, fully loaded.
            Two more fully-loaded magazines for the M-16 were placed in the jacket pocket, with two additional magazines prepared for his other loaded and lethal weapons: two .45 Colts.  One was set on either side in a holster on his hips.
            Burt knew he didn’t want to have to expend the ammo until he absolutely needed to.  So he reached for his KA-BAR, a knife from his Marine Corps days.  Etched into the cold steel were the initials, ‘USMC’.
            “Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children,” he whispered.
            Burt’s heart was ready.  His soul was burning, a ball of spiritual fire ready to fight for the memory of his wife and the store. 
Her store.
Only a few minutes before, he was going to avoid the chaos outside his door like the plague it seemed to be.  Now, he couldn’t wait to get out into it and jump into the fray.
            As Burt looked at his trembling hand holding the KA-BAR, he took a moment to consider the danger.  Could his body commit to combat in the world of the bizarre cannibalistic rising dead?  He was hungry, but would the crackers he ate throughout the day provide enough energy to make a run for the store?
            Burt took a deep breath.  Then, he took a knee by the table where bullets were refilled.  He placed his arm against the edge of the table.  Still holding the KA-BAR firmly in hand, he closed his eyes and placed his head against his arm.  He slung his M-16 across his shoulder.
            Burt then began to whisper the only prayer he ever knew.
            “This is my rifle.  There are many like it, but this one is mine.  It is my life.  I must master it as I must master my life.”
            Burt thought about his past.  His cousins.  School.
            “Without me, my rifle is useless.  Without my rifle, I am useless.”
            Why do you even show up to school, Scott.  You’re useless¸ he could hear Principal Baines say.
            “I must fire my rifle true.  I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me.  I must shoot him before he shoots me.  I will.”
            I will.
            “My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our bursts, or the smoke we make.  We know it is the hits that count.  We will hit.”
            Memories of the Viet Cong attack flew through his head.
            “My rifle is human, even as I am human, because it is my life…”
            Burt could feel his adrenaline rise.  In spite of his hunger and shaking hands, he was going to make a hard and true push to secure ‘Locked and Loaded’ if it was the last thing he ever did.
            “Before God I swear this creed.  My rifle and I are the defenders of my country.  We are the masters of our enemy.  We are the saviors of my life.

            “So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy.”

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Monday, December 7, 2015

ZOMBIES: 'We're Alive' Fan Fiction - Chapter 7E. “…far beneath the bitter snow/lies the seed…”

A few years back, I was commissioned to write a story for the 'We're Alive' podcast.

Long story short, it didn't pan out.

But I spent a very long time writing it for it to languish in my computer.  I spent that time not only writing it for the 'We're Alive' folks, but mostly for my readers.

So what I've decided to do is publish my initial story here, via my blog, as a work of FAN FICTION, a completely unofficial piece about a character from the series.  This is completely unofficial and unauthorized, but I think my work and time spent on this project deserve to see the light of day.

I would like to encourage everyone who might enjoy this fan fiction to check out the officials 'We're Alive' website HERE.  It is a fantastic and well-developed world created by a group of professional writers and expert voice actors.  

In the meantime, here's the completlely unofficial, unauthorized 'We're Alive' fan fiction, originally entitled (WORKING TITLE:  BURT)

BY

BOWIE V. IBARRA

From an idea from the creators of the
“WE’RE ALIVE” podcast
  

Copyright 2011 PRODUCERS OF “WE’RE ALIVE” PODCAST, BOWIE V. IBARRA


7E.  “…far beneath the bitter snow/lies the seed…”

            A day after she retired, Shirley told Burt like she promised herself she would a week before.  She made the promise to tell him the day she returned from work after the shooting.  Burt knew the reason she retired went deeper than just the incident at Washington and La Brea.  He had not seen the kind of pain that laced her face since the day her ex-boyfriend had insulted her publicly at the shooting competition.
            Burt wanted to know, but he respected her word.
            In the meantime, he showered her with love, alcohol, flowers, chocolates, alcohol, special baths, foot rubs, more alcohol.  Anything he could provide to her as a loving husband, he did.
            And with every sweet gesture, a series of bitter tears fell from her eyes.

=  =  =  =  =  =

            Some people say bad news comes in threes.  Shirley and Burt could agree to that old saying if asked.
            The second bit of bad news was that the boy’s family was suing the county for the boy’s death.  Though the county had their defenders, they advised Shirley to get one of her own.  Mike as well.
            Burt and Shirley were not going to lose their business to finance the legal battle, so they sold their house and moved into an apartment in Montebello near the store.
            Then the third bit of bad news arrived.
            After prompting by Shirley, Burt went for a check up.
            Burt found out he was pre-diabetic.  It wasn’t as serious as Shirley’s health issue, but it needed to be addressed.  They were thankful to discover it, but it was not what they wanted to hear at all.
            The good news was if he ate well and worked out, he wouldn’t have to be put on meds.
            Burt considered the facts.

            Shirley needed treatment.  She needed preparation, and did just that, both emotionally and spiritually.
Then, chemotherapy.
            Then, more chemotherapy.
            Then, even more chemotherapy.
            Before long, all Shirley could do was sit in a chair and watch TV.  Burt was having to help her with many of her most basic needs.  But it didn’t matter to him.  He loved her.  He would take care of her for as long as he needed to.
            One night, after a particularly rough session of chemotherapy, Burt lay beside Shirley in bed.  Her face had sunken, looking almost skeletal.  Her beauty was gone.  Even the sparkle of her eyes had faded.  He knew he would soon have to say goodbye, even though he didn’t want to.  Shirley was living.  But at the same time, she was already dead.
            “You don’t have to lay here with me tonight, Burt,” she said.  Every word was an effort.  “It’s only six.  I know you can still do things if you want to.”
            “This is where I want to be,” he replied, sweetly.
            Shirley smiled.  “Sweet ‘Satchmo’.”
            “You’re not going to suffer alone, beautiful,” said Burt.  “I’m going to go get a bag of Ho-Ho’s, Twinkies, powdered doughnuts, just a bag of sugar and go into a diabetic coma with you.”
            Shirley laughed.  It was a sad laugh, revealing the depth of destruction the chemo had taken on her body and soul.  Even the joyful effort of laughing was too much for her, the same laugh that now danced in Burt’s dreams.  Her mouth opened, her lips curled up, and a slight sound resembling a laugh emanated like a muffled cry.  Her stomach rose up and down as if trying to laugh, to push enough air to make it happen.  But it was nothing more than just a remnant of her faltering humanity, a clock whose gears were still turning, but whose hands were broken, losing complete track of time.
            “Don’t be a dumbass, Burt,” she said.  “No.  You’re going to live.”
            “I don’t want to… live without you.”
            Shirley smiled.  Her heart leapt, rattling what was left of her soul with love.  She would have cried, but she was out of tears. 
            “But you’re going to anyway, Burt.  You are.” Her skeletal hand reached for his.  He took it in his healthy hand.  The once strong hand of Shirley’s felt dead in his.
            “I’ll be dead without you anyway, Shirley.  I’ll have nothing.  I’ll be a dead man walking in the world of the living.”
            “Burt, you’re being melodramatic.  Now stop… stop it.”
            Burt was stressing her out.  He could tell.  He needed to calm her down, help her relax.
            Her eye finally found a tear and let it fall down her cheek.  Burt wiped it away.
            “Shirley, I promise I will live my life when you leave.  I’ll take care of our store.”
            “My store,” she said, smiling.  “You better, old man.  You need to live today, now.  We’re alive, Burt.  We’re alive.  All we have is now.”
            “We are,” said Burt.  “We’re alive.”
            “You know what I want right now?” said Shirley.
            “L’Amour Whiskey and Pepsi?”
            Shirley smiled.  “No, you old fool.  You remember the first time we met?”
            “At the gun shop,” said Burt with a smile.  He never forgot that day.
            “And I said you sounded like Louie Armstrong.”
            “I sound like The Humungous,” he replied.  His eyes were watering as he recalled the day.
            “I want you to sing ‘What a Wonderful World’ to me.”
            “I don’t know all the words,” he said. 
            “I’ll sing it with you,” she said, smiling.
            Burt sighed.  There was no way he could stop his tears from falling into his beard.  They raced down his cheek into his whiskers.
            Before he could wipe them away, Shirley said, “ No!”
            With effort, she lifted her skeletal hand to his cheeks.  With the slow grace of an angel, she wiped them both away.
            Now,” said Shirley.  “Stop being a pussy and sing with me.”
            Burt chuckled through his tears.  “Okay,” he said.
            Clearing his voice, he held up a hand.  He looked into Shirley’s eyes.  Neither of them had to say a word in that sacred moment.  Their eyes said those three words humans long to hear, sending the sentiment straight to their souls.
            And with a nod, Burt dropped his finger, starting the song together.  Both of them could hear the music in their heads.  Their hearts were playing the instruments.  Their souls began to sing.
            I see trees of green….


That night, Shirley had a dream.  It was a bad dream.
            She woke up crying.
            “Shirley,” said Burt, drowsy, but awake.  “Shirley, what’s wrong?” he said with concern.
            “Hold me, Burt,” she whimpered.  She slowly raised her skeletal arms into the air, waiting for Burt’s embrace.
            Burt gently pulled Shirley into his arms.  He kissed her forehead.
            “What’s wrong, Shirley Rae?” he whispered.
            “I had a dream I was covered in dirt.  I couldn’t breathe or move.  But I climbed out into the street.  People were walking all around me.  They wouldn’t look at me.  They scared me.  And then I saw you.”
            She stopped to wipe a tear away.
            “You were holding a rose, and you were walking to me, but we didn’t get any closer.  I called to you, but I had no voice.  You were pulling… pulling away.  But I was, too.  The people crowded around me and I couldn’t see you anymore.”
            Shirley began to weep.  “I just wanted to see you again.”
            Burt held Shirley in his arms.  His warmth melted her cold.
            “I don’t want to go to sleep, Burt,” she whimpered.  “Please.  I don’t want to go to sleep.”
           
            A week later, Shirley Rae Scott died.

            They played ‘What a Wonderful World’ at her burial.

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Check out the 'We're Alive' podcast HERE...

Network with Bowie and find his other titles at his official website, ZBFbooks.com.

For the full scoop on the story, join the official ZBFbooks.com Facebook group HERE.

ZOMBIES: 'We're Alive' Fan Fiction - Chapter 7D - Winter of Bitterness

A few years back, I was commissioned to write a story for the 'We're Alive' podcast.

Long story short, it didn't pan out.

But I spent a very long time writing it for it to languish in my computer.  I spent that time not only writing it for the 'We're Alive' folks, but mostly for my readers.

So what I've decided to do is publish my initial story here, via my blog, as a work of FAN FICTION, a completely unofficial piece about a character from the series.  This is completely unofficial and unauthorized, but I think my work and time spent on this project deserve to see the light of day.

I would like to encourage everyone who might enjoy this fan fiction to check out the officials 'We're Alive' website HERE.  It is a fantastic and well-developed world created by a group of professional writers and expert voice actors.  

In the meantime, here's the completlely unofficial, unauthorized 'We're Alive' fan fiction, originally entitled (WORKING TITLE:  BURT)

BY

BOWIE V. IBARRA

From an idea from the creators of the
“WE’RE ALIVE” podcast
  

Copyright 2011 PRODUCERS OF “WE’RE ALIVE” PODCAST, BOWIE V. IBARRA



7D.  WINTER OF BITTERNESS

            Years pass.
            Burt and Shirley grow in love together, working through lows and riding highs.
            Burt and Shirley prosper with their gun store, ‘Locked and Loaded’.
            Burt and Shirley hold each other tight on the couch every night.  All they want, all they know that will happen to them, is to grow old together.
            That’s all they can see when they think of their future together.
            Shirley lets her bottled black hair show hints of gray.
            Burt’s beard completely transitions to white.
            They drink together.  They drink a lot together.  Together.
            Their love is at its peak.  Their commitment will never die.
            And as the years pass, adding to their perfect love and sweet financial prosperity, all they still know, all they still can see, is that they will grow old together.
            It’s all they can see.
            What they can’t see is the vile harbinger of doom growing rapidly inside Shirley’s body.  They can’t see it.  So they live.  They laugh.  They love.
            It was supposed to be a yearly checkup like previous checkups.  Shirley was supposed to go in, get a clear bill of health like always, and go on.  It was not supposed to end like this.
            The doctor found the malady.  After checking and double-checking, it was cancer.
            The doctor told Shirley and watched her smile fade.
            The doctor patted Shirley on the back as she shed cruel tears.
            This was not how the day was supposed to go.


            “I don’t know if I can do this anymore, Mike.”
            “What do you mean?”
            “I guess I mean I really don’t have to do this anymore.”
            Shirley was talking to Deputy Mike Guerra over her cell phone as they drove in their individual patrol cars to a call.
            “You have to stay in one more year to get your full retirement benefits, Shirley.  You can’t get out now.”
            I don’t have a year, she thought.
            “The shop is doing really good.  Burt’s kept the city off our ass by giving to city charities in the name of the shop.  I just… I don’t have to put myself on the line anymore.”
            “You’re good at what you do, Shirley.  We need you.  The county needs you.”
            “But I don’t need them anymore, Mike.  I don’t.”
            “What about me?  Won’t you miss me?  I’ll miss you.”
            “Stop it, Mike.”
            “You know I’ve always been sweet on you, Shirley.”
            Shirley blushed.  “You need to stop it, Mike.  You’re my friend.”
            “What about that night in Long Beach?”
            “Mike, that was over ten years ago, when I was still with Greg.”
            “What was that?”
            “An escape with a friend, Mike.  Now stop it.  I’m with Burt now.  He’s my husband.”
            There was a moment of awkward silence before Mike spoke again.
            “I have to say I’m jealous.  But I admit, Burt’s the best guy I’ve known you to date.”
            “And marry, Mike.  We’re married.”  She paused.  “And so are you.  You know, Mrs. Guerra back home?  Your family?”
            Shirley could hear Mike huff in frustration on the other end of the line.
            “You’re right, Shirley.”
            “I’m your friend, Mike,” she said.  “Please, be mine.”
            The conversation cooled off as they pulled into the scene at Washington and La Brea, just west of downtown Los Angeles north of Santa Monica freeway.  They parked their cars in the parking lot near a taco stand where the disturbance was reported.  As the law enforcement team pulled up, a small group of Mexican nationals scattered as inconspicuously as they could.  Shirley and Mike walked together as a team to the taco stand.
            “I hate this shit,” said Mike.
            “What?” asked Shirley.
            “My Spanish is shit,” he said.
            “I got it,” said Shirley.
            The music from a Spanish radio station played loudly over an old soundsystem.  Accordions and percussion could be heard over lively lyrics.  A billboard featuring every item that could be ordered was placed over the front desk.  It was all clearly painted by hand.  A spot of graffiti lined the front of the taco stand.
            “You better get this,” said Mike.
            An old lady approached them as they arrived.  She was visibly upset.
            “Gracias a Dios,” the old lady said, relieved.
            “Buenos noches, senora,” said Shirley, greeting her.  “Usted es Octavia Jimenez?”
            “Si.”
            “Que paso, senora?”
            Tears of relief were wiped from her eyes as she described what happened.
            “Seis jovenes se peliaron con mi hijo.  Y se fuen aya,” she said, pointing to a nearby alley where the boys she claimed assaulted her son ran off to.
            Shirley and Mike turned to where she indicated the perpetrators had run.
            “What did she say?” asked Mike.
            “Some kids beat up her son and ran to that alley.”
            “What’s the next move?”
            Shirley groaned, considering her choices.  It would be dangerous to follow the kids into the alley.  It was just the kind of thing she was complaining about earlier, the kind of thing she didn’t want to risk anymore.  But she wanted to help the old lady.
            “Let’s check out the alley before we ask her son some questions,” said Shirley.  “They might still be there.”
            Turning back to the old lady, Shirley said, “Vamos a ver, senora.  Regresamos in un momentito.”
            “Gracias,” said the old lady gratefully as Mike followed Shirley to the alley.
            “Little dangerous, don’t you think?” he joked.
            “Yeah,” Shirley replied.  “But it’s our job to do right by the lady.”
            The deputies placed their hands on their weapons, prepared to draw them, and turned the corner.  Nothing was in their sight line, but there were two large dumpsters blocking their view.  One was on each side of the alleyway.
            “What do you think?” Mike asked, trying to get Shirley to change her mind.
            “We’re committed now, Mike.  Let’s just walk to the end and back, see what we can see.”
            “Okay,” groaned Mike.
            The first dumpster was only a few yards away.  They would be able to see the other side of it in mere moments.
            “This isn’t a good idea,” he said.  “They’re going to panic with us sneaking up on them.”
            “Just relax, Mike,” she said.  “We need the element of surprise.”
            “Okay, Shirley Tzu, Art of War,” joked Mike.
            The two deputies slowed down, creeping slowly to the blind spot behind the large dumpster.  The funk from the massive trash bins hit their noses, the rotting smell of sun-roasted waste caking the interior and exterior walls of the bins for years.  The odor danced in their noses as their hearts beat in their chest.
            They secured their hands on their individual sidearms.
            Shirley turned the corner.
            Old trash and an aluminum can sat against the wall near the corner of the dumpster.
            No sign of the juvenile delinquents.
            Shirley sighed with relief in spite of the malodorous garbage.
            “Nothing here,” he said.  “Let’s go back.”
            A side of her did want to leave.  In fact, for one moment, she was ready to turn around and leave.  Something inside of her was telling her she needed to.  Woman’s intuition, perhaps.  She suddenly became more fearful, but still felt like she had a job to do.
            “Let’s check that other dumpster and get out of here,” she said. 
            “Okay,” said Mike, also relieved.  It seemed clear the kids had probably left the scene of the crime out of the other end of the alley.  But they would know for sure after looking behind the next dumpster.
            “So, you’re really going to retire?” asked Mike, slowly walking behind Shirley.
            “Yes, sir.”
            “Why?”
            “Dumb shit like this,” she said.  “I just don’t want to put myself in harm’s way anymore.”
            “Lost its luster, huh?”
            “What luster?” asked Shirley.  Deputy Mike was more relaxed than before.  But Shirley was even more tense than before.
            “Just a weird change of heart,” said Mike as they crept closer to the second dumpster.
            Shirley considered confiding in Mike in that moment.  Her friend should know about what she knew about her own health.  Her days were numbered.  But Burt should know first before anyone else.  Her Burt. 
            “We’re alive, Mike.  That’s all.  I just want to live,” she whispered.
            “So live,” he said as they edged toward the blind spot behind the dumpster.  The familiar funk of fecal matter hit their nose.
            Diaper genie, thought Shirley to herself as she turned the corner of the trash bin.
            Mike and Shirley were greeted by a large rat that walked right in front of them.  It scooted by up against the wall with an arrogant indifference.
            But there were no perps.
            “Damn,” said Mike.  “Is that a puppy?”
            Shirley chuckled in relief.  “No shit,” she said.  “Let’s get out of here.”
            “What is that smell with the baby caca?” asked Mike.
            “Potpourri?” chuckled Shirley.
            “Potpourri-smelling caca,” said Mike.  “Better than caca-smelling caca I guess.”
            They had a laugh as they began walking back to the taco stand when a group of teens ran into the alley.  The deputies heard them and turned around.
            The teens stopped in their tracks.
            A beat passed.  An OK Corral moment.  This was not meant to be a standoff.  But in a charged second, that’s exactly what it became.
            “Hold it!” shouted Mike, putting up one hand and placing his other hand on his piece.
            Shirley did exactly the same thing, shouting, “Don’t move, boys.”
            Four of the boys stopped dead in their tracks.  One even threw his hands up in the air.
            But one of the boys was too surprised to comply.  Too scared.  Too guilty.
            The boy, no more than fifteen, reached for the front of his pants.  The instinctive move suddenly made the situation an old west shootout.  It was a bad move.
            “No!” shouted Shirley and Mike at the same time.  They both drew their weapons, also at the same time as the boy.
            It was fast, but the boy had a full few millionths of a second on the two deputies.  He pulled out his gun first and committed to aiming at one of them.
            Shirley could feel the weight of her pistol as she drew it from its holster.  All she could do was focus on the boy.  She wanted her gun up so much faster.  It was as if a strong piece of elastic, like a thick rubber band, was pulling against her movement, adding tension where there shouldn’t be tension.  It all felt so slow.  There was nothing else in the world in this moment.  Her mind, realizing death was close, focused all her concentration on the boy.  Complete and total tunnel vision.
            She could see the boy leveling his gun as she raised hers.  White smoke coughed violently out of the boy’s Glock, split by orange fire.  And for a moment, she could almost see the round flying out of the gun.
            This is it, she thought to herself as she pulled her weapon’s trigger.  Her bullet was sent through the air at its target.  She would not miss.
            But neither did the boy.
            As she discharged her weapon, the boy’s round struck her square in the chest.  It hit right up against her flak jacket, and it made her stumble.
            As she fell, she watched the boy fall as well.  The other boys had already jumped away from their foolish partner in crime as he was hit by another bullet.
            Then three more shots were fired.  One came from the boy’s pistol.  The other two came from Mike.  Both his rounds punched their way through the boy.
            “Don’t move!” shouted Mike at the other boys.  They remained stone-still where they were.  Shirley began to feel the pain in her chest.  She ran her hand across the bullet hole in her uniform.  She felt for blood, but there was none.  Only a severe divot in the body armor.
            I can’t do this anymore, she thought to herself.
            She thought of Burt.  His smile.  His sweet embrace.  His gruff voice.  His love.
            Shirley never wanted to lose it.  She knew she would, though, sooner than she ever expected.  The clock was already ticking for her, and Burt didn’t even know.
            For a moment, she felt bad for the dead boy.  What made him think he could win a shootout with cops?  It was a dumb move.  But Shirley knew it was a dumb choice to walk into the alley in the first place.
            All Shirley wanted right now, lying on the ground, was to feel Burt’s embrace again.
            First, she needed to pull herself together.  She had a job to do.
            I can’t do this anymore, she thought to herself again as she rose to her feet.  The pain in her chest was going to have to wait.
            She rejoined her partner.



            A week later, Shirley retired from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

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Sunday, December 6, 2015

ZOMBIES: "We're Alive" Fan Fiction - 7C - Summer of Joy

A few years back, I was commissioned to write a story for the 'We're Alive' podcast.

Long story short, it didn't pan out.

But I spent a very long time writing it for it to languish in my computer.  I spent that time not only writing it for the 'We're Alive' folks, but mostly for my readers.

So what I've decided to do is publish my initial story here, via my blog, as a work of FAN FICTION, a completely unofficial piece about a character from the series.  This is completely unofficial and unauthorized, but I think my work and time spent on this project deserve to see the light of day.

I would like to encourage everyone who might enjoy this fan fiction to check out the officials 'We're Alive' website HERE.  It is a fantastic and well-developed world created by a group of professional writers and expert voice actors.  

In the meantime, here's the completlely unofficial, unauthorized 'We're Alive' fan fiction, originally entitled (WORKING TITLE:  BURT)

BY

BOWIE V. IBARRA

From an idea from the creators of the
“WE’RE ALIVE” podcast
  

Copyright 2011 PRODUCERS OF “WE’RE ALIVE” PODCAST, BOWIE V. IBARRA


7C.  SUMMER OF JOY

The proverbial sands
Pass through the
Hourglass…

            It took four months to coordinate a simple marriage with the Justice of the Peace in the LA county courthouse.  Since Burt’s mom died in ’96, and he hadn’t heard hide or hair from his father for decades, it was just Shirley’s family on hand for the ceremony.
            They bought a house in Monterey Park.  After the many years of military service, Burt was just fine with transitioning to domestic life.  In fact, old friends were so surprised to see him soften so much, they thought it was some kind of rib.
            Flowers, sweet notes, even serenades.  And, naturally, he sang Louis Armstrong songs.
            Then there was that sacred and special night, when he shared his beloved ‘Road Warrior’ movie.  With popcorn and drinks in hand, they watched as the title shot of the movie hit the television screen in iron gray letters before the narrator provided the prologue.
            Immediately, she identified with Warrior Woman.  Burt smiled.  And though she knew Wez was a bad guy and enjoyed the company of men, she was still turned on by his sex appeal.
            She turned to Burt.  “Would you cut your hair into a Mohawk if the world ended?” she teased.
            “When you and I are taking on the raiders of the wasteland at the end of the world, I’ll do it,” he said.
            They kissed.
            And when Warrior Woman died, Shirley shed a tear.

            “Would you do me a favor?” asked Burt.
            “Anything,” replied Shirley.
            She meant it, too.  And the cryptic way Burt asked the question made her ready to do it.
            “What do you want, Burt?”
            “I want you to come with me to Culver City.”
            “Culver City?  Why?”
            “I want you to come visit my mom with me.”
            “Oh,” said Shirley.  She knew the circumstances, but didn’t realize Burt had never visited her final resting place.
         
   So the couple took the afternoon to drive to Culver City.  On the trip, Burt shared old stories he remembered about his mother.  And though he told her what happened the last time they ever spoke to each other, the conversation centered mostly on the good that she did in her life, the kind of mother she was to him, and the wife she was to his dad before he walked out on them.
            They pulled into the cemetery on a cool September afternoon.
            “Do you even know where it is?”
            “I have an idea,” said Burt.  “My Uncle Oscar told me about where she’s located.”
            Burt drove to the back of the cemetery and parked the car.  They both got out of the car, and Shirley followed Burt’s lead.
            They walked up and down several rows of stone markers.  The names and the years they lived where haunting reminders of their mortality.  Though Shirley knew how Marsha had died, she wondered how the others had passed on.
            The both couldn’t help but do the math in their heads as they saw the span of years marked on the tombstones.
            ‘31.
            ‘55.
            ‘67.
            ‘80.
            ‘18.
            ‘22.
            Some of the names were classic, names not used in this day and age.
            Agnes.
            Franklin.
            Eustis.
            Agatha.
            Obidiah.
            Zibeon.
            Ignacio.
            After a short walk, hand in hand, they found it.  Burt inhaled, a subtle gasp.  It was as if all these years he had denied her death.  But the proof was now standing in front of him.
            The marker read:
           
            Marsha Leah Scott
            March 2, 1926 – August 24, 1997
            Rest in Peace

            “I think my Uncle Oscar did it for her,” said Burt.  “She didn’t have any other family.”
            Shirley nodded respectfully.
            Burt just stared at the stone.
            The wind picked up and gently caressed them.  Goosebumps rose on both their arms.
            “You know, sometimes I think she’s watching me,” said Burt.  “Like when I’m not feeling good, or something upsets me.  Sometimes I feel this embrace, like something hugging me I can’t see.  I think of her.”
            Shirley took his hand again.   Burt accepted it, and they stood together over the gravesite.
            “You know, I know it was a bad way to … the last time we spoke was … didn’t end well.  And I always regret that.  I was young.  I never thought she would die.  Not like she did.  I should have known better, though.  But I didn’t.”
            Burt knelt by the grave.
            “Mom, it’s your son, Burt.  I know you probably can’t hear me, but I want you to know I’m still sorry.  I still love you.  And I miss you.”
            Then he stood up.  “Shit.  I don’t have any flowers or anything.”
            “Wait just a minute,” said Shirley, who took off trotting to several rows of cemetery marks away.  She bent down and plucked a few plastic roses from a grave and returned to Burt.
            Burt chuckled.  “Goddamn, Shirley,” he said, smiling.  “That’s why I married you.”
            She handed the flowers to Burt, who bent down to plant them in the ground near her marker.  The metal wires slid into the ground with ease and he stood back up.
            “This is Shirley, mom.  I found a girl after all.  She’s great,” said Burt.
            “Hello, Ms. Scott,” said Shirley, playing along.  “You’re son has told me a lot about you.  You raised a good son.”
            Burt smiled, bringing on a respectful silence.  He nodded his head, keeping himself together.  Too much time had passed to make a scene, and he found the closure he had waited so long for.
            Shirley felt Burt’s tension, and leaned in and gave him a hug.  Burt held Shirley close.
            He was thankful for his mother, and even more thankful to have Shirley in his life.

            “Don’t peek.”
            “I’m not peeking.”
            Burt playfully held his hands over Shirley’s eyes as he guided her into the kitchen.
            “Don’t peek,” he said again.  It was more of a tease than an actual command.  His smile could be heard, as the words floating to Shirley’s ears were peppered with enthusiasm.
            “I’m not peeking,” she repeated.  Her voice became light and joyful as her heart connected with Burt’s energy.  She knew she must be somewhere near the kitchen table.
            Burt moved his hands from her eyes.  “Surprise,” he said.
            Shirley looked at the table.
            A single rose stood tall in a slender glass vase.  At the foot of the vase was a heavy sealed tube and a bottle of L’Amour Whiskey.
            “Great,” said Shirley with sarcasm.  “I get a bottle of whiskey with a rose and industrial sized paper towel tube?”
            Burt let out a hearty laugh.  Shirley was spunky.  “Open it, you knucklehead.”
            Shirley reached for the tube.  A bit surprised at its weight, she opened it.  Inside was a long sheet of paper that was rolled up.  She pulled it from the tube.
            “Shit, ‘Satchmo’,” she said with excitement, smiling.  “Is this what I think it is?”
            “Well, see for yourself,” said Burt, beaming.
            Shirley unrolled the paper, revealing it as a blueprint.
            “Oh, my fucking God, Burt,” she whispered before gasping.  She put her hands to her smiling mouth.  “It’s the blueprint for ‘Locked and Loaded’.”
            “Happy birthday, baby,” he said, reaching in to kiss her cheek.
            “But, I thought we didn’t have the money?”
            “We’ve always had the money.  A little white lie.  I wanted to surprise you.”
            “You big jerk,” she said, punching Burt in the arm before taking him into an embrace.  “I love you so much.”
            “I talked to the bank.  We’re completely financed.  My buddies have put together the materials.  ‘Locked and Loaded’ is scheduled to open in three months from today.  Ground breaking is today at five.”
            Shirley smiled.  Tears of joy fell down her cheeks.  “You’re the greatest, Burt,” she said.
            They kissed.



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